Don't be fooled by the photo. Abbie might be cute... but she has a dark little secret that she has shared with few people besides Mommy and Daddy. But this weekend, she unleashed her inhumane talent upon everyone who crossed her path. The secret..... her farts are UNGODLY.
Sure, they started off cute, often accompanied with a little smile or smirk afterward, which always made everyone in the room chuckle a bit. But what was unveiled this weekend was a stench so overpowering it could be considered capital punishment in most civilized countries. The stench is not only strong, it lingers waaaaay too long. In fact, the farts resulted in a half dozen "false alarms" with Mommy & Daddy racing to change her diaper convinced that it was dirty. But nope... it was just a stale fart cloud surrounding her existence like PigPen.
On the positive side, Daddy is hoping this little talent keeps the boys away for awhile.
but she looks so cute.....
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